Hardcore Sex-Ed (previously Panda Watching Panda Porn) is a chapter of the book 'Making Love in the Zoo', by Thijs de Zeeuw and Kuang-YiKu. Making Love in the Zoo speculates on love, sex, reproduction, and free choice of partners in the zoo.
Hardcore Sex-Ed is a story inspired by the Giant Panda Studbook, in which all captive pandas are registered and given a rating based on their genetic value to the captive gene pool. Set in 2035, in a breeding centre where only high-priority pandas are given a chance at reproduction, Hardcore Sex-Ed follows the masturbatory habits of a genetically redundant male. Subjected to intense physical exercises and a daily porn-watching regimen to maintain his libido, he is an insurance policy, kept in case of a catastrophic drop in captive panda population. Both modern incel and living sperm bank, he contemplates his existence at the margins of conservation history.
Hardcore Sex-Ed is a story inspired by the Giant Panda Studbook, in which all captive pandas are registered and given a rating based on their genetic value to the captive gene pool. Set in 2035, in a breeding centre where only high-priority pandas are given a chance at reproduction, Hardcore Sex-Ed follows the masturbatory habits of a genetically redundant male. Subjected to intense physical exercises and a daily porn-watching regimen to maintain his libido, he is an insurance policy, kept in case of a catastrophic drop in captive panda population. Both modern incel and living sperm bank, he contemplates his existence at the margins of conservation history.
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'Making Love in the Zoo'
'Making Love in the Zoo'